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T. Oso ([personal profile] campkilkare) wrote2011-01-12 12:32 pm

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CG: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
CG: GAMZEE
CG: GAMZEE YOU MINDLESS FUCKASS
CG: WHERE ARE YOU
CG: NO ONE HAS SEEN YOU IN DAYS
CG: ANSWER ME YOU PILE OF IDIOT DROPPINGS
CG: FUCK

CG: FUCK
GC: NO 4NSW3R?
CG: NO
CG: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU LOSE TRACK OF HIM?
GC: H3Y 1'V3 B33N K1ND OF BUSY 3X1L1NG 4LL TH3S3 GODD4MN 4G3NTS
GC: FUCK1NG P41N 1N TH3 4SS
GC: B3S1D3S 1'M NOT H1S S3RV3R, R3M3MB3R?
GC: WH3N H3 BU1LT MY HOUS3 UP 4LL TH3 W4Y 4CROSS TH3 FUCK1NG SKY B3FOR3 H3 W4ND3R3D OFF 1 F1GUR3D 1 GOT OFF L1GHTLY >:[

CG: WELL WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS SERVER THEN, TAVROS ISN'T ANSWERING EITHER
GC: 1 TH1NK H3'S 4ASL33P
GC: 1 TH1NK H3'S B33N 4SL33P FOR 4 WH1L3 >:[

TC: oH mOtHeRfUcK sO tHaT's WhAt ThAt NoIsE wAs
TC: i ThOuGhT iT wAs JuSt AnOtHeR fUcKiN' hOrN gEtTiNg HiS bEeP oN :oD


CG: SHIT HANG ON
GC: 1S 1T H1M? >:O


CG: GAMZEE WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN
TC: hAhAhA i ShOuLd HaVe KnOwN iT wAs A mAd SaLtY iNvErTeBrOtHeR lEtTiNg HiS rAgE fLaG fLy AlL dOwN uP iN oVeR tHrOuGh
TC: uMmMmMmMm

CG: OKAY YOU JUST FORFEITED YOUR RIGHT TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS CONVERSATION
CG: I WILL NOW DO BOTH SIDES
CG: GAMZEE, WHERE THE SHIT HAVE YOU BEEN
CG: WOW KARKAT I'M WAY TOO STONED TO ANSWER THAT COHERENTLY
CG: BUT I WAS PRETTY MUCH WANDERING AROUND MY SHITTY LAND LETTING A NOXIOUS COMBINATIONS OF SLIME, SODA AND IDIOCY DROOL OUT OF MY SLACK JAW AND DRIZZLE ALL OVER MY CONSORTS AND ERSTWHILE ENEMIES
CG: BEFRIENDING EVERYONE IN SIGHT WITH BRAZEN AND UNSEEMLY AMITY
CG: AND DOING COMPLETELY RETARDED QUESTS TO NO PURPOSE WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS GEARING UP TO FIGHT THEIR DENIZENS
CG: AND MAKING MY SUPERIORS WASTE A SINGLE CELL OF THEIR NEURAL SPONGES CONSIDERING WHERE I MIGHT HAVE FUCKED OFF TO
CT: yEaH tHaT aBoUt CoVeRs It BrO :O)
CT: tHeY'vE bEeN tElLiNg mE aBoUt ThIs MoThErFuCk AlL uP oUt To HaRsH eVeRyBoDy'S sHiT oN dOwn
CT: gOnNa HaVe To Go BrInG ThE MoThErFuCkEr A sLiCe AnD A dUeCe oF eLiXeR aNd GeT iT cHiLlEd

CG: YES OKAY DO THAT
CT: tHe SiTuAtIoN wItH tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiNg RiNgMaStEr I mEaN

CG: I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
CT: nOt ThE eLiXeR

CG: JEGUS
CT: aLtHoUgH iT wIlL nO fUcKiNg DoUbT bE gEtTiNg ItS mOtHeRfUcKiNg ChIlL oN
CT: wItH mE

CG: GOOOOOOOD

CG: I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER WANTED TO TALK TO HIM
GC: YOU W3R3 WORR13D 4BOUT YOUR FR1END
GC: 1T'S CUT3!

CG: SHUT UP

CT: AnD mOtHeRfUcKiNg BaCcHuS :o)


CG: SHIT
GC: >:? >:? >:?

CG: SHUT UP
CG: HOLD ON, SHIT SHIT SHIT

CG: GAMZEE WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW
CT: i'M aLl Up In At uNdEr DoWn FrOm

CG: GAMZEE
CT: mY hIvE bRo
CT: I wAs LoOkInG fOr SoMeThInG iN mY fUcKiNg MoDuS aNd I fOuNd YoU :o)

CG: WHAT WERE YOU LOOKING FOR
CT: fOuNd iT!

CG: GAMZEE DON'T DO IT
CT: mOtHeRfUcKiNg PCHOOONK :OD

CG: SHIT


CG: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
GC: STOP SH1TT1NG 4ND 4NSW3R M3!!!!!! >:[

CG: I THINK HE'S ABOUT TO GO FIND HIS DENIZEN
GC: HE H4SN'T FOUGHT 4NYTH1NG 4LL G4ME, WHY WOULD H3 F1GHT H1S D3N1Z3N?????

CG: HE'S NOT GOING TO FIGHT IT
CG: HE'S BRINGING IT FAYGO AND A SLICE OF PIE
CG: HE'S GOING TO GODDAMN WELCOME WAGON HIS DENIZEN
CG: I HAVE TO
CG: I HAVE TO GO
GC: ...
GC: SH1T!!!!!!


CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [PGC] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board R41NBOW RUMPUS 3M3RG3NCY!!!

CGC: 4TT3NT1ON 3V3RYON3
CGC: UNL3SS WH4T YOU 4R3 DO1NG 1S M1SS1ON-CR1T1C4L
CGC: DROP 3V3RYTH1NG 4ND G3T TO TH3 L4ND OF T3NTS 4ND M1RTH
CGC: G4T3 7

CGA: Oh Shit.

CGC: YOUR NUBBY-HORN3D 1D1OT L34D3R 1S 4LR34DY 3N ROUT3 >:[

CGA: I Suppose These Sort Of Selfless And Impulsive Heroics Are Why He Is Our Leader

CGC: H3RO1CS MY 4SS!!!! TH1S JOB 1S W4Y TO B1G FOR H1M TO DO ALON3!!! H3'S 4N 1D1OT!

CGA: I Suppose This May Also Be A Part Of Why He Is Our Leader.
CGC: 1T R34LLY 1S
CGC: W3 N33D H1M K4N4Y4
CGC: 4ND H1S DUMB 1D34S 4ND H1S SU1C1D4L 4MB1T1ONS
CGC: 4ND H1S FUCK1NG NUBBY HORNS >;[
CGC: 4ND 1'M STUCK ON D3RS3 UP TO MY N3CK 1N TH1S W31RD R3G1SURP SH1T

CGA: I Believe I Understand
CGA: I'll Get There As Soon As I Can

CGC: OK
CGC: OK 1N R3TROSP3CT TH1S 1S R3ALLY 3MB4R4SS1NG
CGC: 4ND 4S 1 R3C4LL NO ON3 3LS3 1S GO1NG TO ANSW3R
CGC: 4ND NOW YOU'R3 GON3 SO....
CGC: 1 GU3SS 1'LL JUST D3L3T3 TH1S

FCG: <3